The 6-foot long CVS receipt filled with coupons you have one week to use. PGP.

Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.

Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.

Suggesting luxury car service instead of strength training with Patrick Willis. PGP.

The women in the office flipping shit when one of them brings in their baby. PGP.

Asking your neighbors to turn down their music on a Saturday. PGP.

Leaving your lunch in your fridge…at home. PGP.

Forgetting where you parked your car at the airport. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Getting into work Monday morning and having no idea where you should even start. PGP.

Time Warner Cable cutting Showtime in the middle of Dexter’s final season. PGP.

Challenging an older coworker to a push up contest, and losing. PGP.