I will not be making it rain anytime in the foreseeable future. PGP.

Looking ahead on your calandar for a day you can sleep in. PGP.

Your house not having any furniture because you spent all your money buying the damn place. PGP.

“I think we get a discount if I check in on FourSquare.” PGP.

Celebrating the end of your 2-mile run like you’re Rocky Balboa. PGP.

A 12-year-old on Jeopardy just won more than I make in a year. PGP.

Calling your mom for cooking instructions. PGP.

Slept on the couch, again. PGP.

Kissing ass and taking orders. PGP.

Somebody ate my food. PGP.

My dad keeps endorsing me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Having to go to lunch with the IT Guy because everyone else bails. PGP.