Being leery about ending an email with “Regards” because of the close proximity of the “t” and “g” on the keyboard. PGP.

Having to use powder creamer. PGP.

Having more stacks of plastic to go cups than nice drinking glasses in your apartment. PGP.

I guess I’ll get some work done since I’m out of Candy Crush lives. PGP.

Using your parent’s online ID account to watch HBOGo and Netflix. PGP.

Never having any questions or concerns. PGP.

Actually enjoying a trip to Home Depot or Lowe’s. PGP.

No acceptable pictures on your Facebook to use as your LinkedIn profile picture. PGP.

I’ve started to memorize client’s phone numbers. PGP.

Taking your employer’s surveys to avoid actual work. PGP.

Foregoing food to nap in your car on lunch break. PGP.

Starting to sound like your father and/or mother. PGP.