Calling your mom when you’re sick to ask what kind of medicine you should buy. PGP.

Pit-stains and back sweat after lunch. PGP.

My blood pressure was 160/90 after a wedding in New Orleans. PGP.

Peeing hard to clean the ring in your toilet. PGP.

Realizing you missed a spot shaving. PGP.

Tax breaks being listed under the “Pro” column for getting married. PGP.

The new school bus stop is right in front of my house. PGP.

Perpetually being five to ten minutes late. PGP.

When your department gets moved to another building, making your commute 45 minutes rather than the current 7 minutes. PGP.

Working even though you’re sick, because you used your last “sick” day on the 5th of July. PGP.

Being genuinely excited for the tuna salad you made for lunch tomorrow. PGP.

Play hard, work harder. PGP.