Sarcastically telling your supervisor, “And that’s why they pay you the big bucks.” PGP.

“Yeah, but it gets great gas mileage.” PGP.

When “I have some career options” really means “I have no idea what the hell I’m going to do.” PGP.

Getting your hair cut short to hide the grays. PGP.

Falling asleep before putting your clothes in the dryer. PGP.

Extreme anxiety over the rumor of layoffs. PGP.

Forgot to bring napkins while eating lunch at my desk. Used post-it notes instead. PGP.

Checking your emails first thing after your alarm goes off and accidentally deleting some really important stuff in a half-awake haze. PGP.

Being worried that you might overdose on coffee. PGP.

Looking super diligent at your desk while doing fantasy football research. PGP.

“Office goggles” making a female coworker look like an 8 when in reality she’s a 4. PGP.

Getting pressured into giving blood for the office blood drive. PGP.