Telling your friends not to tag you in any Facebook pictures because you lied to your coworkers about being sick on Friday. PGP.

Picking up change you see on the ground. PGP.

“I told my wife I wouldn’t drink tonight.” PGP.

Your boss being wrong, but you having to apologize anyway. PGP.

Rarely being in rare form. PGP.

Spending an entire workday doing research for your fantasy football draft that isn’t for another three weeks. PGP.

The barely-masked look of disapproval when the bank teller opens up your financial statement. PGP.

Your boss just now asking if you’ve “caught onto that new Candy Crusher game” when you’ve been playing it daily in your office behind his back for months. PGP.

Finally accepting your mortality as you approach the age of 30. PGP.

Holy shit, is that a second chin? PGP.

Worrying that your heart burn is the onset of cardiac arrest. PGP.

Renting a movie and passing out 15 minutes after pressing play. PGP.