Politically correct team names in your office fantasy football league. PGP.

I received one text message all day yesterday. It was from my mom. PGP.

Being able to afford either the cab ride or the drinks, but not both. PGP.

Refreshing Twitter every 10 minutes. PGP.

When poor grammar in an email really pisses you off. PGP.

Buying a Brita but never replacing the filter. PGP.

Tindering in the bathroom stall. PGP.

Spending half a paycheck on clothes from Jos. A. Bank. PGP.

Finding out she has a kid after the second date. PGP.

Your only potted plant dying from a lack of sunlight reaching your cubicle. PGP.

Being way too excited for your new business cards. PGP.

Getting asked by your doctor when you go back to school. PGP.