Not going to the doctor because no news is good news. PGP.

Watching a Sunday HBO show on Monday because it airs past your bedtime. PGP.

When your friends offend the secretary with offensive language when they call you at work. PGP.

Buying a plane ticket home instead of a coffee table. Eating off your lap on the couch isn’t so bad though. PGP.

Opening a document while presenting in a meeting and unintentionally showing your boss that you’ve been polishing your resume and cover letter. PGP.

Getting a credit card “just to earn miles.” PGP.

The new female hire not being the 10 you built her up to be in your head. PGP.

Anxiety over who to include on the lunch email. PGP.

Sleeping on the couch because you’re too tired to make it to your bed. PGP.

Feeling like a champion after your 5:00am workout until you realize you have the rest of the day to get through. PGP.

Borrowing your friends Insanity DVDs and quitting after 15 minutes. PGP.

Trying to imagine how hot your middle-aged coworkers were when they were young. PGP.