The guy who puts his Twitter handle in his email signature. PGP.

I look at my fantasy team and think, “How did it come to this?” PGP.

Alt-tabbing from one unproductive screen to another when your boss comes to your desk. PGP.

Social media campaigns. PGP.

The walk from the staff meeting directly to the bathroom. PGP.

Anxiety over who to include on the lunch email. PGP.