Having to teach yourself the practical stuff that school didn’t: how to manage your finances, starting a portfolio, getting a mortgage, budgeting, etc. PGP.

Three years and four apartments after graduation and I still don’t have a bed frame. PGP.

The douchebag that keeps his protein powder and all of his other supps at the office so everyone knows he works out. PGP.

The shock and glee of noticing a tramp stamp on your female coworker. PGP.

Being checked out for the week by noon on Wednesday. PGP.

Feeling bad for a recently fired coworker, then immediately going through the supplies he left behind. PGP.

Looking for any reason to give someone your business card so you feel somewhat grown up. PGP.

Friends being on TV Land, and watching it you pass out on a Friday. PGP.

Drinking alcohol in excess with Cialis. PGP.

Opening a new checking account just for the $200 you receive for switching. PGP.

Having to take vacation days to have your wisdom teeth removed. PGP.

Throwing out your back while building a dresser from IKEA. PGP.