Wringing your shirt out in the office bathroom after forgetting an umbrella. PGP.

Leaving your phone headset on after a call is over so you can continue to look occupied. PGP.

Considering taking the “Aleve Challenge” for your back pains. PGP.

Practicing your tab switch maneuvers to increase speed because college football is here. PGP.

When is the next holiday weekend? PGP.

Stealing condiment packets from fast food restaurants. PGP.

Re-wearing socks because you forgot to do laundry. PGP.

Avoiding the urge to call out your obese coworker when she tells you she was a cheerleader in high school. PGP.

When a homeless guy asks if you can spare a dollar and the answer really is no. PGP.

Confusing your friends on the phone when the conversation abruptly goes from weekend plans talk to profit/loss margins because a coworker walks by. PGP.

When someone mentions SEC football and you think of the Securities and Exchange Commission. PGP.

The extra weekend night really threw off my budget. PGP.