Sure thing deal pulled out at the last minute on Friday afternoon.

Waking up hungover without getting drunk.

I get out of work at 4:45. Boss scheduled an hour-long 4:30 meeting.

Cashier asked if I have a sick kid at home as I purchased a Pedialyte.

45 and rainy all weekend, 75 and sunny on Monday.

Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.

Constantly living in a state of “Am I hungover or just very tired?”

Getting dethroned from using the secret bathroom that you thought everyone in the building forgot about.

Still being hungover from Saturday night in the Monday morning meeting.

My boss of five years still spells my name wrong in emails.

Nothing says “late twenties” like mid-sex cramps.

Getting carded today was easily the biggest compliment I’ve gotten this year.