Pushing the definition of “entertaining clients” to the limit on your company card. PGP.

The stare down between you and a coworker over who will answer a call first. PGP.

Not announcing yourself when you join a conference call, and sheepishly stating your name when asked, “Who just joined?” PGP.

Faking an injury after winning a pickup basketball game so you can go out on top. PGP.

I think my neighbors are swingers, but I’m afraid to ask because it might just be Amway. PGP.

Conversations with mom used to be short because I didn’t want her to know the extent of my partying. Now I just have nothing going on. PGP.

Morning: “I will never drink on a work night again.” 5 PM: “Who’s down to do happy hour?” PGP.

Drinking responsibly just isn’t as fun. PGP.

Made lunch today and gave myself food poisoning. PGP.

Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.

My boss followed me into the bathroom this morning, then stood outside the stall door and tried to have a conversation with me. PGP.

You can tell a lot about someone by how they handle a double-booked conference room. PGP.