Can’t wait to watch the news tonight. PGP.

Getting all excited about a raise that can barely cover the price of one extra Subway Sandwich every two weeks. PGP.

Tindering while cold calling. PGP.

Watching a series of heist and crime movies causing you to seriously consider becoming a professional criminal. PGP.

Praying MIPs don’t show up on background checks. PGP.

Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.

I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

They should fire whoever put black licorice in the conference room candy bowl. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.