Most of my job is spent working on TPS reports. PGP.
“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.
Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.
My coworker responded “Thank you, master” in a group text with my boss. I’m not sure if I can take this anymore. PGP.
My usual headphones and my back-up set both broke this morning. PGP.
Tomorrow’s forecast is calling for 8-12 inches of snow and up to 50 mph wind gusts. We still have to come into the office. PGP.
My boss walks into my office and asks, “What are you working on?” like he’s trying to catch me not working. Every. Single. Day. PGP
My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.
“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.
Using Google to fix 99% of your problems. PGP.
People who click and un-click their pens constantly while walking through the office.
I’m a regular at more than one Subway.