Fuck Steve. PGP.

Moved to a new town for work. The only person I talk to outside of work is my leasing agent. PGP.

Living off a steady diet of microwaveable meals and beer. PGP.

The adrenaline/dopamine rush from bringing a girl home in college now happens when I get more than two squares in a row playing Two Dots. PGP.

A middle aged divorced female co-worker called her new boy toy “bae” today. PGP.

I found the original Power Rangers on Netflix. All is lost. PGP.

Going back to college on weekends to show how successful you are at doing nothing. PGP.

Not sure how many times it’s acceptable to visit college in a semester. PGP.

One roommate is a car salesman and the other is a server. Both make more than I do, and I have an engineering degree. PGP.

I bought shoe polish over my lunch break. PGP.

The only useful skill I’ve acquired at my job of two and a half years is learning how to spin my pen with my left hand. PGP.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.