Couldn’t use a lot of my vacation days this year. Took off every Friday until 2015. PGPM.

Counting down the days until FebruAny at Subway. PGP.

I just remembered that I forgot to shower this morning. PGP.

Someone destroyed my secret bathroom before I even got into the office this morning. PGP.

Receiving a mass email and then 20 subsequent “reply all” emails. PGP.

“Have you ever been for a ride in a certified pre-owned Acura TL?” PGPM.

I don’t feel happy anymore when I get paid. Just guilt. PGP.

Fell asleep in the bathroom again. PGP.

“What?” email replies. PGP.

That second piece of birthday cake setting the pace for the rest of your afternoon. PGP.

I found out that my boss’s monthly dog food budget is almost exactly four times my monthly human food budget. PGP.

Weeks and weeks of online training and examinations. Finally able to start selling and make commission. First call? Straight to voicemail. PGP.