Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.

My boss hates his job so much he jokes about killing himself on the regular. PGP.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.

Can’t grow a beard but still have to shave everyday. PGP.

First business trip: waiting in TSA longer than the flight itself. PGP.

Not a work wife, not yet a work mom. PGP.

The anxiety of not knowing my new boss’ internet policies. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

My local hooters closed. PGP.

I have a work mom rather than a work wife. PGP.

Taking a PTO day and waking up with 70 emails in my inbox. PGP.

The increase of my FICO score has been the only highlight of 2017. PGP.