I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

My boss got passed over for a promotion. I guess he feels like I need to work harder. PGP.

The terrifying feeling of the secretary coming to your office and says “The boss wants to see you.” PGP.

“Thought I’d come in early to catch up on some stuff.” PGP.

Traveling from a cold climate to a warm climate only to be stuck in a conference all day. PGP.

Steering right into holiday food season knowing layering season is right behind it. PGP.

“How was your break?” “Too short!” PGP.

Not remembering a single fucking thing from hometown bars last night when unsaved numbers are texting you today. PGP.

Being the only one who didn’t get the group text that work was canceled. PGP.

Going for “walks” around the building because the WiFi is shit at my cube. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.