Received a free “wear your jeans to work” pass instead of a Christmas bonus. PGP

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

Jay Pritchett taste; Al Bundy pay. PGP

The end of Fantasy Football and the long, long wait to March Madness

“Are you going to have enough to keep you busy over the next 2 weeks?” PGP.

Another weekend, another terrible Tinder date. PGP.

I work at a college. Students are on winter break. I wish I had a winter break. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.

Did you see Star Wars?

Holy fuck, I’m still drunk!

What the hell is Microsoft Access and why did I agree to do this?

Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.