Someone brought tuna into the office and now I can taste it in my coffee.

Upgraded from the binder clip to the Rolodex today.

It’s Tuesday and I’ve still got the wet-brain from Superbowl Sunday.

Some people have a work wife, I have a work mom. PGP.

Refund check went straight to student loans. PGP

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

Rolling into the office 4 hangover shits deep. PGP.

I have constant stress that my uber rating will drop below a 5 star.

My roommate that doesn’t clean up after himself brought a dog home last night. PGP.

Strangers on LinkedIn are sending me happy birthday messages. PGP.

Frantically checking if your refund check hit your bank account multiple times a day.

Coworkers are starting to “bro” me. PGP.