A bird pooped on my head this morning, so that was a nice start to my day. PGP

Venmo has become my favorite form of social media.

I went to college to become someone’s office bitch. PGP

I really should just quit.

Watching my coworkers pathetically suck up the CEO

Wishing I could do a shot every time one of my bosses say “piggyback” in a morning meeting.

Have the day off work for President’s Day. But the roads iced over this morning and I’m basically stuck at home. PGP.

Going too hard on Valentine’s Day #PGP

Went to Kroger for Valentine’s Day clearance items. It was sold out. PGP

Love at first swipe. PGP.

The only Valentine I got was from Team Snapchat. PGP

Choosing the middle stall for my morning dump. PGPM