It’s only a matter of time before the girl I’m dating realizes what a professional mess I am. PGP.

Played 18 holes yesterday and so sore today.

Just got promoted and relocated to a new office. 400 miles away. PGP

“I figured this would have been done by now”. PGP.

“Following up here.”PGP

Picked up some great ideas at the home and garden show this weekend

Error refreshing posts. Pull to reply. PGP

Everyone being on their best behavior until they announce who got promoted.

Seeing Action Required in the title of an email and immediately needing new pants cause you shit your self

I have a 4pm meeting today. Today is Friday. PGP.

Losing all motivation to lift on the commute home. PGP

Spending your hypothetical tax return money before it even hits your bank account #PGP