It’s my birthday today. Really hoping none of my co-workers find out.
I told one coworker I smoked pot a few times in college one time, and now he’s constantly asking if I “know a guy”
Flo from Progressive is worth 5 million. PGP.
Got called out in front of my boss for consistently parking in the visitor spots.
Form email rejections. PGP.
Looking at apartments in the city but knowing damn well I’ll be at my parents for the long run. PGP.
When you’re work crutch leaves early and you’re afraid to ask anyone else how to do your job.
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday. PGP.
Currently eating sandwiches until Friday.
I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.
Snow pisses me off. PGP.
Caring a lot more about sportsmanship and “playing the game the right way” than I used to. PGP.