Coming back to a voicemail after your morning dump. PGP.

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.

Subtle sense of defeat when barista doesn’t fill up your coffee to the brim. Greater sense of defeat when you spill half-empty cup of coffee on your ironed shirt.

Went paintballing this weekend, no one in the office believes that the bruise on my neck isn’t a hickey. PGP.

Half the city is under water, still got chewed out for being 15 minutes late. PGP.

Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP

My office phone just rang for the first time since I started working two months ago. The lady on the other end had the wrong extension and I had no idea how or where to forward her call and the entire experience was terrifying. PGP

Was given Patriots day off, got an email at 8AM with a to do list. PGP

My weekends: taking calls and answering emails in my bed still hungover. PGP.

Needed Skype for a work call. Didn’t have the admin password to install it. Still my fault. PGP.

Leaving at noon today. But then again, every day is a half day. PGP.

I’m so hungover. PGP