Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Wouldn’t be terribly upset if I got the flu because I don’t want to be at work.

Realizing you’ve eaten your last six meals at your desk.

Coworker has been on the phone all morning trying to ensure her dog can travel internationally with her.

The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP.

Fucking up an event invite and sending it to 40,000 people. PGP.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

Bought a lumbar support for my chair. PGP.

Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.

Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.