Sitting next to your boss on a plane. On a Sunday. Hungover.

Drove 8 hours round trip for a 2-hour mandatory meeting.

The local dive bar I just became a regular at has a ‘for sale’ sign on its front door.

Loudly making a brunch reservation on the office phone so my manager doesn’t ping me for weekend work.

Taking a “yes man” approach to the new job and after two years realizing you’re in too deep to stop.

I’m always worried that I’m getting fired when my team is hiring someone new.

Had a mild heart attack when my boss wanted to talk to me about my “computer usage.” Turns out he just needed help with PowerPoint.

My leg fell asleep on the toilet and now I’m limping around the office.

The old “post-Happy Hour drunk LinkedIn request.”

My intern is getting married before me.

We’re the only couple in our friend group that’s not pregnant.

Pulled a muscle attempting to hit the dab tonight.