Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.
Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.
Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.
“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.
Going from the “18-24” to “25-34” age demographic on forms. PGP.
Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.
Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.
Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP
Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP
Waiting that extra minute in the stall so you don’t have to have an awkward washing your hands conversation with a coworker.
The panic you feel when your boss asks, “So what have you been working on?” PGP.
Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.