Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP
Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.
Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.
Only 45 more years. #PGP
Single-ply toilet paper in the stall. PGP.
Weight gain after conferences or travel. PGP.
Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.
A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.
This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.
At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.
Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.
They still haven’t approved my vacation time. PGP.