My office phone just rang for the first time since I started working two months ago. The lady on the other end had the wrong extension and I had no idea how or where to forward her call and the entire experience was terrifying. PGP.

Was given Patriots Day off. Got an email at 8 a.m. with a to do list. PGP.

My weekends: taking calls and answering emails in my bed still hungover. PGP.

Needed Skype for a work call. Didn’t have the admin password to install it. Still my fault. PGP.

Leaving at noon today. But then again, every day is a half day. PGP.

I’m so hungover. PGP.

Throwing up in your backyard five hours before work. PGP.

Some people prefer raw juice cleanses…I prefer bud light cleanses. PGP.

Dreams of early retirement, realities of working until 60 or later. PGP.

IT has been installing Java for the past two hours. This is the highlight of my workweek. PGP.

Woke up and it was only Thursday. PGP.

My time card is going to require some serious creativity this week. PGP.

Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

When your workbook is so massive that excel can’t locate the circular reference for you. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just say, “Honestly, I don’t give a fuck.” PGP.

That guy that comes into your office to small talk when you have headphones in. PGP.

Interviewed for a job that I don’t want just to get out of the current one I’m in. PGP.

My credit score went down a point. PGP.

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGpowermove

Never listened to a podcast before. PGP.