When Fantasy Football ends and you have no choice but to actually do your work.
Got locked out of my mobile banking app. Even it knows I shouldn’t be looking at it for a while.
Having my way with whatever is in the fridge because I’m the only one in on December 26th.
Hating someone solely based on how they format their emails.
“The chairperson has not yet arrived. Please continue to hold.”
The feeling of loneliness when your morning coffee partner calls in sick.
The holiday party hangover has me mindlessly clicking around an Excel sheet that I completed a week ago.
My coworker told me today that I was “speedy for a millennial.”
Fire alarm went off seconds after settling into my favorite stall.
The exhilarating rush of deleting multiple rows at once on an Excel spreadsheet.
“Are you going to go too hard at the holiday party again this year?”
Saving PTO between Christmas and New Years by “working from home” when you know nobody will be in the office.
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