My parents still ask about my high school girlfriend who is married. PGP.

Being pleasantly surprised when you find a full Brita pitcher in your fridge. PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

Monday I started P90X. Tuesday I finished a large pizza. PGP.

Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.

This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.