This is why you never send your most up-to-date version, always send one revision back. That way if at any point afterward your boss decides to stop by and touch base, you will have “made progress”.
Assuming he came up with these in the order they appear, this guy writes like I have sex. Comes on strong, with a few half clever/unique moves that quickly devolve into your run-of-the-mill, “mailing it in” action. This eventually bottoms out with a few uninspired jabs and concludes with a big, gushy finish. With homosexual connotations throughout.
So says whitey, the pathetic excuse for a human being. I end up with better articles on the toilet paper I use after downing a gallon of coffee. You’re lucky I don’t shut down this entire site with my hax0r skills just because I can.
Germany is like that asshole neighbor you invite over to your family cookout who brings his own grill and starts serving food vastly superior to yours. The entire evening you sit and listen to everyone compliment him on how good his baby back ribs turned out. With a few minutes left before everyone leaves, your mom comes up to you and says, “If it’s any consolation, your potato salad was pretty good.”
Preferring one thing over another isn’t the same as not liking something. I prefer Chipotle over Taco Bell, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like Taco Bell. I love Taco Bell.
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“Nothing to worry about, just using the scope. Safety is…on.”
“The desk is a replica of Uday Hussein’s desk. I saw a picture in Newsweek.”
This is why you never send your most up-to-date version, always send one revision back. That way if at any point afterward your boss decides to stop by and touch base, you will have “made progress”.
Assuming he came up with these in the order they appear, this guy writes like I have sex. Comes on strong, with a few half clever/unique moves that quickly devolve into your run-of-the-mill, “mailing it in” action. This eventually bottoms out with a few uninspired jabs and concludes with a big, gushy finish. With homosexual connotations throughout.
So says whitey, the pathetic excuse for a human being. I end up with better articles on the toilet paper I use after downing a gallon of coffee. You’re lucky I don’t shut down this entire site with my hax0r skills just because I can.
The lemonade: Realizing a great number of non-celebrity women are just as, if not more beautiful than the movie stars we all fawn over.
fried*
Pretty sure deep friend butter was invented by Abel Gonzalez Jr., a Texas resident. Back to being famous for corn!
Welcome! You must be new here. Enjoy the satire, sarcasm, and your polar vortices.
Germany is like that asshole neighbor you invite over to your family cookout who brings his own grill and starts serving food vastly superior to yours. The entire evening you sit and listen to everyone compliment him on how good his baby back ribs turned out. With a few minutes left before everyone leaves, your mom comes up to you and says, “If it’s any consolation, your potato salad was pretty good.”
I’m just not IN love with Taco Bell.
Preferring one thing over another isn’t the same as not liking something. I prefer Chipotle over Taco Bell, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like Taco Bell. I love Taco Bell.
Bachelor’s in Engineering > Master’s in Anything (even Engineering)
Decent place to be a kid, shitty place to be an adult.
Could have just dropped this:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=billy+madison
Although I’m sure you’d agree that the 46% that Rotten Tomatoes gives it is bullshit
and then having them block Youtube.
A hipster would never post anonymously because he needs proof that his post existed before it was cool.
“It’s ironic because we’re doing what they do but in a way that makes fun of them.”
-Hipsters
What about the people that replace ‘ve with of? Could of, should of, would of.
What can I say, that’s why they pay me the competitive salary plus benefits. *double checks math with calculator*