Being too scared to put a GIF in the comments on PGP, cause you’re afraid you’ll screw it up. PGP
When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.
Irish exiting work. PGPM
Using Snapchat to check your hair and teeth before getting up from your desk. PGP.
While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.
My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP
“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP
Too scared to click on the “Your card statement is ready” email the day after getting back from SXSW.
The hotel I’m staying at blocks “inappropriate” websites. PGP.