I would still rather be a Pokémon Master than whatever it is I’m doing with my life.

Not having to change the time on certain devices, because I couldn’t change it in the fall.

“Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat.”- Andy Bernard

Got that hot sale rep’s number. It was on her card. PGP.

Having to look the cleaning guy in the eye after exiting a stall. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.