Opened a new Chrome tab while hooked up to the projector. All the new hires saw my most visited website was my gambling site. PGP.

I get a huge rush from stealing K cups from my office. PGP.

“This is just a stepping stone.” PGP.

Michelob taste on a Busch budget. PGP.

Wore a white long sleeve shirt and fleece vest to work and now my coworker won’t stop calling me Han Solo and asking me why I shot first. PGP.

Living in a single income household. PGP.

I’m getting dangerously comfortable with telling people no on the basis that I can’t afford it. PGP.

The first thing that pops up when you type my name in on Google is my freshman year drunk in public charge. PGP.

My mom gets more likes on Instagram than me. PGP.

It’s getting harder and harder to hide how much everyone annoys me. PGP.