Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Fly flew into my coffee and died. PGP.

There is a constant parade of kids trick or treating through my office. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

Girl who reports to me is sporting a sexy princess costume in the office today. Now my boss says I have to have a conversation about appropriate office attire with her. I used to like Halloween. PGP.

My most liked picture on my Instagram is of my sister’s kid. PGP.