Planning vacations that will probably never happen. PGP.

Receding hairline. PGP.

Getting anxiety anytime someone walks behind your desk… Even if you weren’t on Facebook. PGP.

Our office manager had to send an email reminding people not to use the stall that had an “Out Of Order” sign on it. PGP.

Old job commute: 17 miles. New job commute: 3.8 miles. PGPM.

I am afraid of the hangover I’mgoing to get from a bachelor party two weeks from now. PGP.

My slow cooker is giving me false hope that I can actually cook. PGP.

The anxiety that hits when you enter a coworker’s office and they say “Close the door.” PGP.

Asked to work from home because I’m moving. Got let go. PGP.

Wanting clothes for Christmas. PGP.