Waking up in the morning and you’re still sober. PGP.

I’m losing my office. PGP.

” ___ is unavailable to stream.” PGP.

Impressed by the spread at the hotel continental breakfast. PGP.

Excited to have an assigned desk. PGP.

For some reason, Tinder doesn’t work while connected to my office’s WiFi. PGP.

Got a data usage warning on my work phone today. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

Tinder matches more interested in seeing me than friends and fraternity bros from college. PGP.

Daydreaming about real estate listings in my spare time. PGP.