I was too tired to go out and enjoy Halloween. PGP.

My city is going absolutely batshit over the Cubs. I’m a Twins fan. PGP.

IT didn’t bother to remove the “Give Away” sticker on my “new” laptop. PGP.

“Happy Friday!” PGP.

Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.

I just really don’t even want to go through with the effort of dressing up for Halloween anymore. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

“Hey stranger!” PGP.

I wish I was half as good at my job as I was at interviewing for it. PGP.