My boss said “welcome home” when I walked in the office this morning. #PGP

Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

I’m still not sure who my actual boss is

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

My condoms expired.

Took a week off, still worked 8hrs every day.

Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.