Wanting socks for Christmas. PGP.

Getting up to go to the bathroom out of boredom, not necessity. PGP.

A Thursday happy hour resulting in eight unhappy hours on Friday. PGP.

Signing up for an airline credit card, just so I can make it home for the holidays. PGP.

I still get confused over which direction to go out of the elevator. PGP.

When buying $20 worth of crap from my little cousin’s school fundraiser severely affects my plans for this weekend. PGP.

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.

Second in command, on a two-person team. PGP.

I just remembered that I forgot to shower this morning. PGP.