The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.

Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.

Gonna stay in Friday night to do my taxes. PGP.

Netflix is my homepage. PGP.

Still not being a well qualified lessee. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

Another day, another 50 résumés sent. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is a career change. PGP.

Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.