Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

Embarrassed myself at company happy hour…again. PGP.

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

The Saved By The Bell cast currently looks younger than I do. PGP.

Brought in leftover buffalo chicken dip for lunch today. PGP.

Fell asleep during the 4th quarter. PGP.

“You watch the game last night?” PGP

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.