Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

“Why don’t these numbers match?”

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

Fat, but not happy.

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

Tinder is responsible for my gf of 2 years

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.