Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

“Can everyone see my screen?”

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Stopped at two Dunkin’ Donuts for free donuts. PGPM.

“Please see below.” PGP.

**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.