Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP
8:30am power shit. PGP.
You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP
Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.
Being told to “think outside the box” while sitting at your cubicle facing a wall #PGP
It’s amazing how much more work I can get done in the morning when I don’t show up hungover. PGP
Heard a catchy new tune on the way to work. Justin Bieber.
Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.