Never getting any Snapchats. PGP.

The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.

I watched old ’90s porn last night. The set had nicer furniture than my office does. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

Just got my first email about my ten year high school reunion. Time to start working out. PGP.

Old friends calling. On accident. PGP.

Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.

Let’s just see who pops up on Match.com in the $150k+ income bracket. PGP.

Smoking cigarettes to increase your metabolism. PGP.

Earning shit money as I gear up to take the series 7. PGP.