Staying up way past your bed time just to watch your team lose. Again. PGP.

Going on a “day date” at the zoo instead of tailgating. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

Someone hacked my debit card and took $40. Caused my account to over draft. PGP.

Dumping a girl due to her obscene student loan debt. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.