I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.

I had to reschedule my Netflix binge due to March Madness. PGP.

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Begrudgingly opting in for the vision plan. PGP.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.